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By far the most difficult of all the eating procedures.

The Meal. By far the most difficult of all the eating procedures. DO NOT ATTEMPT this if you are not completely certain you can handle it! Remember when you were a kid and Mom would call everyone to the table for dinner? The food just seemed to magically appear. Everything needed to fill your plate was there, meat, potatoes, and vegetables. Bread, butter, and all the necessary condiments. Life was good. Then reality set in. You moved out and discovered you had no clue how to create such an impressive display of food. That's why your here isn't it? To find out how to cook? Well, tough luck! I sincerely believe that I've helped you quite enough already. In fact, due to the fact that you've actually gotten to this page tells me that you need some serious therapy to deal with your co-dependance! C'mon, do you really need me to tell you how to make a f@!king meal!? It's about time you stop relying on everyone else to take care of you! Your not a kid anymore, so quit acting like one! Oh yeah, one more thing.......thanks for visiting and have a wonderful day;)
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